HEY! TRY THIS OUT. IT'S VERY ACCURATE.

(P.S. I KNOW YOU ARE VERY BUSY NOW, TRY IT LATER!)

>>DON'T CHEAT BY READING THE END FIRST!!!

> >

> >It only takes 30 seconds. (depending on your math skills)

> >And it really works!

> >

> >Work this out as you read.

> >Don't read the bottom until you have worked it out!!!

> >

> >**Follow these six steps and this will amaze you. . .

> >

> >1. First, pick the number of days a week that you would like

> > to go out(see a movie, eat pizza, whatever).

> >2. Multiply this number by 2.

> >3. Add 5.

> >4. Multiply it by 50.

> >5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1748.

> > If you haven't, add 1747.

> >6. Last step: Subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >RESULTS:

> >

> >You should now have a three-digit number.

> >The first digit of this was your original number

> >(how many times you wanted to go out each week.)

> >The second two digits are your age!!!

> >

> >It really works!!!

> >

> >** This is the only year (1998) it will ever work, so spread

> > the joy around by mailing this to everyone you know!!!

>

>

>

>

Joke : No milk please

A friend of mine once went to a coffee shop with her friends for a drink.

One

peculiar habit of this friend is that she doesn't drink any beverage with

milk.

She approached the counter and the uncle there ask her in hokkien, "li ai

lim

si mi?" (what do you want?) Not knowing that "teh-o" means tea without

milk, my

friend said,"TEH MAI LO GU NI" (tea, don't put milk) And........ you know

what

she gets.

She got all the three types,"teh", "milo" and "gu ni"!!!!!! And the worst

thing

was all these three types of beverages contain MILK!!!!!

It's interesting! May be able to help you in some way or other.

---------------------- Forwarded by [eeeeeee] on 08/12/98

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Yesterday was the past, tomorrow is the future, and today is a gift, that's

why it's called the present.

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I'm am only interested in the section on

How To Date An Aquarius Female

See you.

But I'm not!

Have a date tonight. Won't be home so early.

BTW I've read the personality analysis of a scorpio.

It's very scary especially one particular statement.

Just hope that it's not 100% true!

May I know what's that statement ?

You guess.

"One type of Scorpio will marry you and stay put and dominate the

household. Whereas, the other type will just disappear on you without

warning or reason. Be true to yourself with Scorpio males, and let your

personality stay on top!"

You're wrong. It'll take you a while to understand me.

Keep trying.

You're wrong. It'll take you a while to understand me.

Keep trying.

I definitely wants to understand u more.

BTW, I was just pulling your leg using the last e-mail msg to you.

Can u not go on THAT date tonight :-) ?

How dare you!

I'm going shopping with my mum.

I'll tell her what you suggested! Wait and see!

I'm going off now.